- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

A man killed himself.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

darude- sandstorm

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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