- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A: Knock Knock B: ...

my gave me a game i said thank you

A blind man watches TV

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Dont read this joke

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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