- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Where's my tractor?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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