why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

216-409-7176 Call me.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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