1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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