Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Amazing

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Womens rights

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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