- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

I have a gay camel

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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