- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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