- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

So I was walking down the road today

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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