Women's Rights.

Women's rights.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Stealth baseballs record

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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