If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

thumb_up thumb_down -11

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

thumb_up thumb_down -11

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops