What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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How old is your mom Dead

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Caca.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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