Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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