- Anti Joke

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

a seal walks into a club.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away