Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Top Gear USA

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What's 9+ 10?! 19

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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