- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

your mother

identical jokes get different votes.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Justin Bieber

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

knock knock who's there? hope

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