- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

the love boat

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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