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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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