- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Your Mom!!!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Dusters blow stuff.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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