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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

You're tall.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

I am a joke. I am funny.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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