What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Agent 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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