- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Womens rights

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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