- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Mormons having fun.

This isn't funny.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

This is not an anti joke.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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