- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Women's Rights.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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