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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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