- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

everybody loves raymond

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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