- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

ok

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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