- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Penis.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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