What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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