why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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