What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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adam hodgson !

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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