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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

He walked in a bar

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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