- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

who's a slut... you're mom

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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