roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Women's rights.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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