Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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womens rights

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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