Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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