Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Your face

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Safe sex MR

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