- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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