- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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