What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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