When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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