- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Nuneaton..

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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