Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

a seal walks into a club.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

U mad?

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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