- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Derp

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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