- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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