So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

who's a slut... you're mom

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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