why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Punching a baby

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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