What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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