- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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