If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

outside your comfort zone

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

You know whats funny Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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