- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Womens rights

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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