Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Justin Beiber

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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