- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

My wife made me a sandwich

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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