- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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