What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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