- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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