Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Your face

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Anti Joke

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