A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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penis haha

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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69

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Your Mother

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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U mad?

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a seal walks into a club.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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