why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Anti Joke

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