- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

your mom died.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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