I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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A blonde walked into a bar.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The black man leaves the strip club.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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