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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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I'm HIV positive.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Mitt Romney

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