why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Potato!

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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