what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What happen? Idk...

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Dont read this joke

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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