- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Psychics.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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