What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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