Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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