- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A black man has a job.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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