roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Replacement Referees

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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