- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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