- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

arena football

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

-knock knock! -doors open

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do I hate? people

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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