Your Mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

penis haha

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A baby seal walks into a club.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Rick santorum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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