Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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outside your comfort zone

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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