How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

think twice or at least think

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

gabbi nunez ;)

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

MySpace.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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