If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

penis haha

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Your Mother

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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