A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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am i invited to party? no

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Arron Glass

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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im gay because im gay

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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